May 2013
45 posts
larapeople:
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
involvingmeinvolvingyou:
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
How to braid your hair:
lucifersblog:
washingtub:
Wet hair
Comb through
Separate at the part
Draw a pentagram on the floor
Perform blood sacrifice
Offer up your soul to the devil
Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
Summon Satan
Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even...
me huntin for the pussy
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
“You’re so calm and quiet, you never say. But there are things inside you. I see...”
– Tracy Chevalier, Girl with a Pearl Earring (via wethinkwedream)
i’m not suicidal, but dying does sound oh so lovely.
April 2013
100 posts
“The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day...”
– Mark Twain (via prettypaperquotes)
