larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
involvingmeinvolvingyou: If you wanna be my lover You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
exit the womb they said life will be great they said
How to braid your hair:
lucifersblog: washingtub: Wet hair Comb through Separate at the part Draw a pentagram on the floor Perform blood sacrifice Offer up your soul to the devil Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell Summon Satan Ask Satan to braid your hair You know what? Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today? Thirty-fucking-seven. And I don’t even...
me huntin for the pussy
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
You’re so calm and quiet, you never say. But there are things inside you. I see...– Tracy Chevalier, Girl with a Pearl Earring (via wethinkwedream)
i’m not suicidal, but dying does sound oh so lovely.
The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day...– Mark Twain (via prettypaperquotes)